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Hilarious Words of Wisdom from Norway: Funny Quotes, Sassy Sayings, and Peculiar Proverbs. 😂


Two cartoon figures of Norwegian dressed i bunads with the quote " vi har det som plommen i egget".
So many quirky sayings :)

Discover the Fascinating Origins and Evolution of the Norwegian Language


Norway, a Scandinavian country with an extensive coastline, has two official languages:

The rich and diverse Norwegian language is spoken by over 7 million people across the world and has four main categories of Norwegian dialects:

  1. Vestlandsk - Western Norway

  2. Østlandsk - Eastern Norway

  3. Trøndersk - Central Norway

  4. Nordnorsk - Northern Norway

The first thing you should know is that Norwegian is a Germanic language derived from Old Norse and is closely associated with Sweden and Denmark, which comprise the remaining Scandinavian countries.


Silver Viking symbols
Old Norse symbols

The other language, Sami, also called Lapp (derived from the Uralic language family), is spoken by the Sami indigenous people in Northern Norway. A population speaks Sami of around 100,000 people. While it has been in practice for centuries, it was only recognized as the official language of Norway in 2005.


The Norway Experience: Inspiring and Funny Norwegian Expressions


Norwegian proverbs and expressions are a great way to learn about Norwegian culture and language. This article will explore how Norwegian expressions can be used to expand one's knowledge of the country, from its history to popular basic phrases that are commonly used.


"It’s never so bad that it’s not good for something"

Norwegian is a complex language to learn and even harder to translate into English. One of the reasons for this is that many common phrases in Norwegian do not have a direct translation or an English equivalent.


What These 5 Famous Wise Men Had To Say About Norway

  1. "The Norwegian word for 'yes' is 'ja'. But the Norwegian word for 'no' is 'nei'. And the Norwegian word for 'maybe' is 'kanskje'." - Jerry Seinfeld

  2. "We are all born of love. Love is our mother, and she never lets go of us." - Dag Hammarskjöld

  3. "Norwegians are a little bit like the Swiss. They are very calm; they don't get excited about anything. That's why I think Norway is a very good country to live in." - Tom Hanks

  4. "Norway is one of the most beautiful countries in the world, and its people are also very friendly and welcoming. It has one of the highest standards of living in the world, with a high quality of life. You won the lottery if you were born in Norway." - Unknown

  5. "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone." - Henrik Ibsen


Top 10 Norwegian Proverbs and Sayings to Start Your Day

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Norwegian culture has a tradition of using proverbs and sayings, which has been passed down from generation to generation. These phrases are usually said to have the power to influence people's thoughts, feelings, and actions. Many Norwegians believe these phrases to be true, in some cases signs of good fortune, and they often use them during informal conversations or to lighten up a conversation.


"A happy salmon"

But Norwegian proverbs and sayings are more than just a cultural identifier. These phrases are often witty, amusing, and very useful to anyone interested in learning more about Norway or planning a visit. Ready?


Top 10 list below:



  1. Every cloud has a silver lining. There is nothing so wrong which there is not something good.

  2. It is better to be a free man in a small house than a slave in a big one. (especially good to think about if you have had a hard time lately)

  3. There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

  4. The thief thinks everybody steals.

  5. The best fruits hang highest. (meaning that if you have reached an old age, you deserve to shine)

  6. Don't sell the hide until you've shot the bear. ( great one to use if you know a bear hunter)

  7. Straight ahead is the shortest, but not always easiest.

  8. The lame runs if he has to. (this is just the way of the world)

  9. Behind the clouds, the sky is always blue.

  10. Good fortune is loaned, not owned.


Get Ready to Laugh with These 20 Funny and Motivational Quotes and Expressions From Norway


Now, grab a hot cup of coffee, a cold beer, or a big delicious glass of red wine, and let's have some Norwegian kos! It's the best remedy for turning a bad day into an enjoyable one. There is little shame in taking time out to learn about new places, people, or things.


Blue splash of paint with the words "hygge" written in white.
Hygge is also a Norwegian word

Below, I've compiled a list of my favorite quotes and phrases in English, along with the original Norwegian version of each expression.


I hope you find them as insightful, hilarious, and inspiring as I do! As a native Norwegian (born in Oslo), I can tell you that people of all ages use these quotes and common words daily. My advice: don't be afraid to use them. You will make people smile and maybe even make new best friends.


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1) TO GET BLOOD ON YOUR TOOTH

Norwegian: Å få blod på tann

Meaning: To become inspired or driven


2) TO BUY A CAT IN A BAG

Norwegian: å kjøpe katta i sekken

Meaning: To be tricked into buying something of a lesser standard


3) TO SIT WITH THE BEARD IN THE MAILBOX

Norwegian: å sitte med skjegget i postkassen

Meaning: To to be stuck in an uncomfortable situation

4) TO HAVE ICE IN ONE’S STOMACH

Norwegian: å ha is i magen

Meaning: To to be stuck in an uncomfortable situation

5) TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUTTER EYE

Norwegian: å være midt i smørøyet

Meaning: To be in a good place, a really good place


6) ON A BERRY TRIP

Norwegian: på bærtur

Meaning: You are totally lost or feel totally lost

7) WALK AROUND THE PORRIDGE

Norwegian: gå rundt grøten

Meaning: Beat around the bush


8) TO SPEAK DIRECTLY FROM THE LIVER

Norwegian: å snakke rett fra leveren

Meaning: Saying it like it is, speaking the truth in a very direct way

9) THERE ARE OWLS IN THE MOSS

Norwegian: det er ugler i mosen

Meaning: There is something secret or not right about a situation


10) LIKE THE YOLK IN THE EGG

Norwegian: som plommen i egget

Meaning: Feeling good about where you are or what you are doing

11) IT'S SO TEXAS

Norwegian: det er /var helt Texas

Meaning: A crazy situation or happening

12) FORGE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

Norwegian: å smi mens jernet er varmt

Meaning: To grab an opportunity quickly

13) TO PUT YOUR LEGS ON YOUR NECK

Norwegian: å putte beina på nakken

Meaning: To run away from something


14) TO SWALLOW SOME CAMELS

Norwegian: å svelge noen kameler

Meaning: To ignore something or choose not to speak up to keep the peace


15) HAVE YOU SMOKED YOUR SOCKS?

Norwegian: har du røyka sokkene dine?

Meaning: To have a crazy or unhinged opinion with no roots in reality


16) THE LIGHTS ARE OUT BUT NOBODY’S HOME

Norwegian: lyset er på, men ingen er hjemme

Meaning: To be dumb or less intelligent


17) TIGHT IN THE CARDBOARD

Norwegian: tett i pappen

Meaning: To say something others think is stupid


18) TO BE A PING IN THE BOWL

Norwegian: å være pling i bollen

Meaning: To be empty-headed or incorrect


19) TO MAKE CABBAGE OF

Norwegian: å lage kål på

Meaning: To finish or empty something, or murder/harm someone


20) A BONE IN THE NOSE

Norwegian: å ha bein i nesa

Meaning: To be strong or independent


20 Useful Norwegian Words You Can Learn Today


Gingerbread cookie cutters lying on table with the words "God Jul" written in flour.
Merry Christmas!
  1. Jeg elsker deg = I love you

  2. Tusen takk = Thank you very much

  3. Vær så god = You're welcome

  4. Vær så snill = Please

  5. Unnskyld = Excuse me

  6. Ja = Yes

  7. Nei = No

  8. Kanskje = Maybe

  9. God Jul = Merry Christmas

  10. En øl takk = A beer please

  11. I morgen = Tomorrow

  12. Jeg forstår ikke = I don't understand

  13. Snakker du engelsk = Do you speak English

  14. I dag = Today

  15. Hvordan har du det = How are you

  16. Hyggelig å møte deg = Nice to meet you

  17. Hallo = Hello

  18. God morgen = Good morning

  19. Ha det = Goodbye

  20. Toalett = Restrooms

And remember, the best cure for a bad day is to learn something new and with these funny quotes and proverbs from Norway, you can easily do that!


"To be in the middle of the butter"










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